Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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