I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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