Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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