And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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