oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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