That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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