My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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