What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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