Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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