Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Polo
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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