the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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