i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
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How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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