shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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