quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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