Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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