i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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