Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Porn is love you can see.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
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She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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