you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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