he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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