i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
