is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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