And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I supernannyed him into submission
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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