The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
the day after is always just damage control
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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