It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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