? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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