so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
she peed on how many people?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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