I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I deserve this hangover.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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