thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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