i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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