yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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