this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
me + whiskey = a bad person
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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