1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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