if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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