I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Barsexuality is the new black.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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