yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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