If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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