so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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