i don't like sucking hair
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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