There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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