ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots