i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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