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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"

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  um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.

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• (818): View more from California

  WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish

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