No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people