Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
