Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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