But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
then he tried to convert me to islam
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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