even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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