fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.