Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
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$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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