Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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