I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
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My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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