Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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