My first STD was from a foam party
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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