I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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