is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Everything about him screamed your future.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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