Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush