its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.