It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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