it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I have fence marks all over my body
I touched a dick in church today
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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